“Only the Cool Kids”.
Here at the Antlers, it’s a job title and the translation is “Front Desk Personnel”. We lost a few from last season and they have been replaced through an arduous hiring process. Darci and Chris will screen millions of applicants and ultimately decide who will be accepted to join the crack staff. This seasons winners are…….
Mark Dupont is from Morgan City, LA and still has a bit of a draaaawl. He operates a bed and breakfast with his wife in Palermo, Sicily in the summer and returns to the Antlers to make coffee in the winter. His hobbies include Guinness and a Movie. He also has a great smile.
Joe Pellar is from Schererville, IN and is a huge bear lover. I thought that was why he moved here but realized after conversation that he was speaking of the Chicago football team. He is involved in politics and loves to ski when he’s not working. He is single, available and looking. Look at that smile.
Dan Curtin came here a few years back from Traverse City, MI. His football team is the Detroit Lions and that’s why he moved here. An avid skier who loves the snow, he also hikes hundreds of miles in the summer. I’m not sure of his personal status, but I do know he’s never on the mountain alone, if you catch my drift. Warm / Fuzzy smile.
Tyler Schiffer has assumed some of our front desk “geek stuff”. He hails from Boston but does not speak the language. Mr Big Time Boarder / Skier, he also is single, available and looking. From what I’ve seen, he runs in a pack. All smiles, all the time.
Ryan Leland is new this season but not at the Front Desk because he would not fit. I think he’s like 6’10″. He is the newest member of the Engineering Staff. Originally from Seattle, he does everything in the snow. Personal status: has a girlfriend that is 5’2″. Another continuous smile type.
Speaking for myself, I like everyone that has joined the Antlers Staff this season. I asked Darci and Chris “How do you widdle down all the applicants to a few and then manage to hire such good people?”
Ratz then told me of the secret interview question “Do you know how to smile?”
Coming soon “I was on call the other night when a 911 emergency came through at 3:00AM…….”